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Last week I mentioned I was tired of paying $45/month for phone service to my cable company and asked for advice about VoIP phone modems. Thanks to everyone who responded. Ooma seemed to be the most popular, with few bad things said about it. (MagicJack is at the other extreme.) So which am I going to buy? None.
When I called Comcast to ask how much I'd save by removing phone service from my 3-service bundle, they informed that I'd get to pay $20 more instead! So I did what I should have done months ago: I threatened to switch to DirecTV, insisted they had to cut my bill or I'd leave and got transferred to a "retention specialist," who said if I kept the same plan and signed a two-year contract, she'd drop my monthly bill by $60! So my recommendation to you is: if you haven't called and threatened your cable company lately, what are you waiting for? Sure it was 30 minutes of pain, but I'll gladly endure that for $1,440 ($60x24 months)!
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When I was young, people covered me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yes, life was tough in the gateau!
"Sue, I've read that gasoline fumes cause impotence. Aren't you worried about your husband's new job at the gas station? What if he loses the 'lead in his pencil'?" "Doesn't matter," Sue giggled. "He doesn't do all my writing anyway!"
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