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"Daddy? Do lawyers ever tell the truth?" His father thought a moment. "Of course, son," he replied. "Lawyers will do anything to win a case!"
The fifth grade class was on a field trip when the weather turned dangerous, so the trip was delayed. They checked into a hotel for the night. Little Johnny was assigned to the same room as his teacher. During the night, she woke up to find Little Johnny standing beside her bed. "Teacher, can I sleep with you? I'm scared." "Oh, okay." Little Johnny climbed in bed. A few minutes later, he asked, "Teacher, can I cuddle with you? I'm lonely." "Oh, okay." A few minutes later, "Teacher, can I put my finger in your belly button?" "No way." "But Mommy lets me. It helps when I can't sleep." His teacher relented, "Oh, okay, fine, if your Mom lets you." Seconds later, the teacher said "That's not my bellybutton, Johnny!" Johnny replied, "And that's not my finger, Teach!"
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