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God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then He made the Earth round ...and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Moments before his son got on the bus that took him to basic training, a father gave his son some advice. "Son, you're embarking on a great adventure, the same adventure taken by generations of men in our family. There will be dangers ahead. Remember your training. Obey your commanders. This will keep you alive during the arduous days of battle. Stay with the plan. When the battle is over, be wary as you go into the cities because there are hidden dangers there. Temptations will lure you away from your brothers in arms. In every town there will be a street that is most treacherous of all: strong drink to dull your senses, crude songs to suppress your hearing, and wild women of ill repute to enable the enemy to catch you off guard. As a former soldier, my advice to you is simple: Whatever you do, son, find that street!"
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