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You may have heard that Felix Baumgartner's quest to set a new altitude record for highest and fastest parachute jump was scrubbed due to gusty winds. But they've set a new launch date for this Sunday. Will he break the sound barrier?
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Two blonds found three hand grenades. They decided the responsible thing to do was to take them to the police station. One blonde asked, "But what if one explodes before we get there?" The other blonde responded, "We'll just lie and say we only found two!"
What does a whaling captain say when he sees a hooker? "Thar she blows!"
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