It's Al Lowe's
In case you haven't heard, Java has had another serious security flaw. If you haven't updated Java in the last day or so, go here:
http://www.java.com/en/download
and download it now. (Be sure to clear that checkmark unless you actually want it to install the Ask.com toolbar.)
Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.
Today's
Why aren't stadiums air-conditioned? There's no need; they're full of fans!
Four women were in the midst of a lively discussion when the topic turned to their husbands' members. The British lady said, "My husband's is like a gentleman -- it stands up when I enter the room." The Russian lady said, "My husband's is like an army -- you never know if it will attack from the front or the rear." The French lady said, "My husband's is like a theater curtain -- once the act is over, it drops down." The American lady said, "My husband's is like a rumor -- it moves from one mouth to another!"
For a free subscription to
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.
To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.
To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for
Send your comments and feedback here.
Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment