Wednesday, January 9, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] January 9, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My fiancée said a man should spend two month's salary on an engagement ring, so I moved to Haiti for a couple of months and made ten bucks. Nice plywood ring, no knots, and I sanded it myself!

 

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because whenever she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat! 


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