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User: "I have a massive log file that won't go through." Tech Support: "You're going to need fiber."
Judge Hanson felt sorry for the elderly hooker when he heard her case, so he called a brief recess and retired to his chambers. En route, he bumped into Judge Forbes. "Say, Forbes, what would you give a sixty-seven-year-old hooker?" Forbes replied, "Oh, geez. Maybe twenty bucks, tops!"
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