Monday, January 21, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] January 22, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man walked into a flower shop. "I'd like some flowers, please." "Certainly, sir. What did you have in mind?" He shrugged. "Well, uh, I'm not sure, ah, I uh..." The clerk interrupted. "Maybe I can help; what exactly did you do wrong?!"

 

Did you hear about the Army nurse who ate popcorn in bed? She found a Colonel between her legs! 


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