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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A retired man volunteered to entertain patients in a nursing home. He weakly sang songs, played his portable keyboard with wrong notes, and lamely told jokes. As he packed up to leave, he said, "I hope you get better." One elderly gentleman replied, "And the same to you!"
Why do women develop wrinkles around their eyes? Because, when asked for a simple little favor, they squint and say, "Suck what?!"
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