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[cyberjoke3000] February 12, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My wife scolded me, "You're so lazy! Did I buy you a 5-hour lethargy drink?"

 

A man told his drinking buddy, "When I realized that I couldn't satisfy my wife's insatiable sexual appetite, I bought her an assortment of sex toys, hoping to keep her faithful." "Did it work?" "Kinda. But now, when I want a little, I'm third or fourth in line!" 


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