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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A baby seal walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "What'll ya have?" The seal said, "Anything but a Canadian club!"
A woman signed up for a night course in sexual technique. She was surprised to find the classroom had an apple, an orange, and a pear hung from the ceiling. "What's this?" she asked. The instructor had her stand between the hanging fruit and told her, "Swing your hips to the left until you touch the apple. Then swing your hips to the right until you touch the pear. Then swing your hips forward until you touch the orange." She did as she was told and quickly got a good rhythm going. The instructor then gave her a piece of chalk and said, "Now go to the blackboard, stick that piece of chalk in your a$$, and write
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