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Today someone showed me how static electricity worked. I was shocked.
A month after Morris's coronary bypass surgery, he was back in his doctor's office for his follow-up visit. "Doc, when can I start having sex again?" The doctor explained, "As soon as you can climb two flights of stairs without becoming winded." Morris considered this and then asked, "How about if I find a woman who lives on the ground floor?"
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