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After a breakup, saying "we can still be friends" is like saying, "the dog died but let's keep him!"
Three engineers were on an overcrowded bus when three cute girls asked if they could sit on their laps. Of course they agreed. After a few blocks, the first girl asked the engineer under her, "Are you an electrical engineer?" Surprised, he answered, "Yes. How did you know?" She said, "Easy. I can feel the heat of your soldering iron." In the next block, the second girl asked her engineer, "Are you a mechanical engineer?" He replied, "Why, yes. How did you know?" She said, "Simple. Your piston is scraping my cylinder." Soon thereafter, the third girl asked her man, "Are you a civil engineer?" "Yes. How did you know?" She said, "Your dam just burst and flooded my valley!"
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