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Grand Central Terminal, which took 10 years to build, officially opened on February 2, 1913. In 1947 alone, 65 million people traveled through the building. It was restored in the 1990s and remains a NYC icon. CyberJokester Matthew Dickinson sends along this webpage from The Atlantic magazine with 38 photos on its anniversary.
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The comedians Jack Benny and George Burns were long-time friends. One day at lunch, Benny couldn't decide whether or not to butter his bread. "I like butter on my bread, but my diet forbids it. Maybe I should call my wife and ask her what to do." "Jack, you're a grown man," said Burns. "You don't need to ask your wife whether or not you should butter your bread." "You're right. I'll have the butter." Two hours later, when the waiter presented the check, Burns pointed to Benny and said, "He's paying." Benny, a notorious tightwad, said, "What? Why should I pay?" Burns said, "Because if you don't, I'll tell your wife about the butter!"
I never kiss on the first date. Ever. Women should be happy with just sex!
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