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"What equipment do I need to be a tightrope walker?" asked a prospective student. "Flexible shoes, two towers, a wire, a pole and a bank book," responded the acrobat. "Huh? Why a bank book?" "To check your balance!"
"Mommy? Why do you have napkins under the bathroom sink?" Mom explained, "Johnny, those are for 'special occasions'." That Thanksgiving, Mom was hurriedly preparing dinner for company and assigned all the kids chores. As their company settled into the dining room, they started to chuckle, then everyone laughed out loud. Wondering what the joke was, Mom came in and nearly died of embarrassment. Each place setting had a "special occasion" napkin, with the fork arranged on top. Little Johnny had even tucked in the little tails so they wouldn't hang out. "Johnny! What did you do?" and his response sent everyone into yet another round of laughter: "But Mom, you said they were for special occasions!"
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