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A man answered the telephone. "Hi, Mom. Yes, I've had a long day. Judy's been so difficult.... Yes, I know I should be more firm, but you know how she is.... Yes, you did warn me. You said she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. And you were right.... You want to speak with her? Hang on." He yelled to his wife in the next room, "Hey, Judy! It's your mom!"
A man was troubled with premature ejaculation. A friend recommended a topical cream guaranteed to prolong erection. Later, the friend asked how it worked. "I don't know. I couldn't get past rubbin' it on!"
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