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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An elderly woman was asked, "Would you prefer to get Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" She answered, "Parkinson's. Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I put the bottle!"
A married couple watched their son play with his toy soldiers. Suddenly, he said, "Daddy, look! The green soldiers just blew the hell out of the tan soldiers." Shocked, the wife told the boy to go to his room and think about what he just said. Once he was safely upstairs, the husband snuggled over to his wife and said, "Wanna play soldiers? You can blow the hell out of me!"
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