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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I just read that the world's oldest human passed away. Does it seem to you like that title is cursed?
The Foreign Legion company had spent years in the desert without seeing a woman. Finally, one private accumulated enough leave to visit the nearest town and find a suitable woman. "I'll tell you all about it when I get back," he promised. A week later, he limped into camp, happy and relaxed. The entire company crowded around to hear his tale. He began, "On the third day..." The men interrupted, "What? No! Stop! Start with the first day!" But the private restarted, "On the third day... she asked me to stop so she could get something to eat!"
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