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Three medical students were discussing their future specialties. The first said, "I'm going to be a brain surgeon. That's the frontier, the cutting edge, where so many discoveries are made." The second said, "I'm going to be a heart surgeon. So many people need help and I could do so much good." The third said, "I'm going to be a dermatologist. Your patients never die, but they don't get well either. Plus, they never wake you up at night!"
Why did Jim name his new dog "Herpes?" It wouldn't heel.
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