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But the same URL with the + added goes to Bit.ly first and shows you a preview:
Try them both. And remember to add that +!
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Definition of politeness: making company feel at home when you wish they were.
When the sheik's oil field dried up, he knew he'd have to cut back on expenses and that included his prized harem. He held a contest to decide which women were sexually the best. Night after night the contest went on. But one girl performed such outstanding oral sex, he knew she was a keeper. He asked her the secret of her fabulous technique. "I did as my mother taught me, oh Sovereign: before our sessions, I suck on ice cubes. Mother always told me 'the cooler head prevails'!"
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