[cyberjoke3000] March 25, 2013

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

We watched Zero Dark Thirty tonight. Life of Pi must be one helluva movie to be better! Oh, yeah. Sight gags:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Isn't it odd? "I do" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language, but for some couples, it's also the longest!

 

A downtrodden Prince Charming entered an inn. The innkeeper asked, "Why so glum, Charming?" He replied, "This morning, in the Enchanted Forest, I happened upon Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. A dwarf beside her said she had eaten a poisoned apple and could only be revived by a kiss from a prince. I'm a helpful guy. I thought, 'I can handle this.' I tried a little peck on the cheek, but nothing happened. So I grabbed her shoulders and gave her a real kiss. Nothing. I tried a French kiss to no avail. I moved through every technique I know until finally, full intercourse! Suddenly, she screamed, 'Ah, yes. Yes! YES!' " "Great," said the bartender. "So now she's awake?" Shrugging his shoulders, Prince Charming answered, "Nah. She was faking it!" 

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