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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A restaurant patron continually bothered his waiter about the air conditioning: it was too hot, it was too cold, then too hot... this went on and on. To the other customers' surprise, the waiter remained patient and pleasant. Finally another customer asked, "Why don't you just throw out that pest?" The waiter grinned and said, "Oh, I don't mind. We don't even have an air conditioner!"
"Are you and your boyfriend getting serious yet?" one girl asked another. "We haven't quite come to a meeting of the minds," she admitted. "I want a big, old-fashioned June wedding and he wants a quickie in the back seat!"
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