Friday, March 15, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] March 15, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Punctuation Counts: "Let's eat Grandpa" is a lot different than "Let's eat, Grandpa."

 

Little Johnny saw his pregnant mother naked and asked, "What's that hair between your legs?" Not wanting a big discussion, she said, "Oh, that's my washcloth." After she gave birth to his little brother, Little Johnny visited her in the hospital. Noticing that her pubic hair was shaved, Little Johnny asked, "Mom? What happened to your washcloth?" She responded, "Oh, nothing. I lost it." Little Johnny proudly announced, "I know where it is." Playing along, she asked, "Oh, really? Where is it?" "Our next-door neighbor has it. Last night, I saw her washing Daddy's face with it!"

 


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