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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women!
A young woman, who was a heavy smoker, was having trouble with her cigarette lighter. When she saw a gentleman light his cigarette with his lighter and then put it in his pants, she asked him, "Would you be a dear and tell me about that thing you have in your trousers?" Embarrassed and not comprehending, he replied, "What? No. I don't discuss such things with ladies." "There's no need to be shy. Tell me, how does yours work? Do you jerk it up and down?" "Well, sometimes." "Then it's different from mine; mine just opens and shuts. Do you rub yours up and down until it works? "Yes. Especially in cold weather." "Have you ever tried pulling your wick and dipping it?" "No, certainly not!" "Oh. You should, it's good. Have you ever soaked it?" "Of course not." "You should try it sometime. It takes out the stiffness." "Hmm. I think you're a naughty girl." Thinking he was referring to her smoking, she responded, "Oh, every girl does it these days. What about your wick? Is it a long one?" "Why, yes, I like to think so." "I think I should try a longer one. The one I have doesn't seem to go far enough to do any good. Does yours get red on the end when it's dry?" "Yeah." "Mine, too! In fact, mine has been giving me a lot of trouble. Would you like to see it?" "Uh, yes, but not now. How about this evening?" "Don't be ridiculous. You can see it much better in the light. It's been leaking the past few days, so I put a rag around it. I could unwind it for you." She looked in her purse but when she looked up, the gentleman was gone!
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