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John W sends along this tip on how to avoid hotel room cancellation penalties: Call the hotel and say “I don’t want to cancel my reservation but I do need to move it to next week because my meeting’s been postponed. Can I have the same room next Friday?” They’ll usually agree. Then wait a day or two and call again. Say, “I need to cancel my reservation for next week because my meeting’s been canceled.” And since you’re giving them plenty of notice, no penalty!
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Jerry wanted a parrot who already knew how to speak. The pet store manager showed him a beauty. "This bird has a vocabulary of over 1,000 words." It was expensive, but Jerry bought it. The next day, he was back because the bird hadn't spoken a word! The manager said, "That's not unusual. Get him a few toys. That'll make him more comfortable." Jerry paid for some toys but in two days he was back again. "Still not talking, eh?" asked the manager. "How about a birdbath?" Two days later, Jerry was there again. "You sold me a fake bird. It hasn't said one word!" This time, the manager suggested a bell. Again nothing. "Maybe he's lonely. A mirror will trick him into thinking he had company." Two days later, Jerry was back, this time with the bird -- dead. "What happened? Did he never speak?" asked the manager. Jerry said, "Well, just before he died, he did say, 'Doesn't that pet store sell birdseed?'!"
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