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I recently started selling furniture for a living. Trouble is, it's my own!
Jim complained to his doctor about bad stomach pains. The doctor examined him and said his problem could be cured with a rectal suppository. "This may be a little painful." It was, but not that bad. The doctor gave Jim another dose for that evening and told him to do the same thing before bed. That evening, Jim tried to get the second suppository inserted, but just couldn't achieve the required depth. He asked his wife what to do. She offered to help. She put one hand on his shoulder and quickly shoved the medicine home. Jim screamed! "I'm sorry, Jim! Did I hurt you?" Jim said, "No. I just realized that, when the doctor did that to me, he had both his hands on my shoulders!"
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