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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
At his annual physical, the doctor said, "You're in great shape, Woody. Do you have any questions for me?" Woody replied, "Well, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy." "That's a big decision! Have you talked it over with your family?" "Yeah. They're in favor, 15 to 2!"
The hot blonde cheerleader bounced into a card store and asked the clerk, "Do you have any, like, special birthday cards?" He replied, "Yes, we do. Here's one inscribed, 'To the Man Who Was My First'." She squealed, "Great. Gimme the whole box!"
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