Wednesday, June 19, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] June 19, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Hard work may pay off in the future but laziness pays off right now!

 

Tom's wife came home late Sunday to find the house a mess, the laundry still in the basket and Tom still on the couch, having done nothing all day but drink beer and watch football. She yelled at him, "You'd better watch yourself, mister, or you're going to make me do something I don't want to do!" Tom smiled as he thought, "Cool! I'm gonna get a blowjob!" 


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