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Remember: when a pretty girl says "No," she really means "Yes" -- but just not with you!
A beautiful actress's agent learned that she had been selling her body for a thousand dollars. The agent, who had long lusted after her, hadn't dreamed that she was so easily obtainable. He told her how much she turned him on and how much he wanted to make love to her. She agreed, but said he would have to pay the same thousand dollars that her other customers did. "Can I get my 10% commission as a deduction?" "Nope. Full price, like everyone else." He didn't like it, but he agreed. That night, she came to his apartment, he turned off all the lights and did her. About an hour later, she was awakened and was vigorously done again. A little while later, she was awakened again, and again she made love. She was impressed with her agent's vitality. "My, my," she whispered in the dark, "you are so virile. I never realized. I'm lucky to have you as an agent." A strange voice responded, "I'm not your agent, lady. He's at the front door, selling tickets!"
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