Tuesday, June 11, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] June 12, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

If you live in the Northeastern United States, you've probably seen enough cicadas to last another 17 years, but for those of us who never see one, here's their life story reduced to 4 minutes of excellent video:
http://vimeo.com/66688653 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Murphy was walking home late one night when a thief jumped him and tried to wrestle him to the ground. As they rolled around, Murphy put up a tremendous fight, but the thief finally pinned him. The thief searched Murphy's pockets and found ...a quarter. "Why did you fight so hard for 25 cents?" he asked. Murphy replied, "Because I thought you were after the five hundred dollars in me shoe!"

 

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first! 


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