[cyberjoke3000] June 5, 2013

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Lowell Wall sends along a... furniture video. Yes, I know; it doesn't sound that great, but just wait until you see it -- and you’ll realize why it needed a video instead of still photography. Here’s "The Roentgens' Berlin Secretary Cabinet."
http://www.youtube.com/embed/MKikHxKeodA

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What's the most common craving during pregnancy? For men to be the ones who get pregnant!

 

Berkowitz sent a drink over to the beautiful young woman at the other end of the hotel bar. She gave him a warm smile. He moved in. After some small talk, she said, "Let me be honest. You seem like a nice enough guy but perhaps you don't realize: I'm a professional. I sleep with men for five hundred dollars. If that's not what you had in mind, I can understand and we'll say goodbye now, with no hard feelings." Berkowitz replied, "I'm surprised. But you are a beautiful lady and I like you, too. I've never done anything like this before, but sure, let's go to my room." After they were in his room, he said, "I'm wondering. Something about you makes me think you're Jewish." She replied, a little defensively, "Well, I am. Why do you ask?" Berkowitz said, "I'm Jewish, too. Since we're both Jewish, can you give me a discount?" She replied, "Dammit! I was afraid of this. Okay, twenty percent off. But, at these prices, I'm not making any profit!" 

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