[cyberjoke3000] November 14, 2013

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Wayne Wright sends along the Beautiful Women of Hollywood, a morph video that's beautiful itself.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

One fierce winter in Northern Scotland, a boss took pity on his foreman and bought him a pair of earmuffs. The foreman wore them exactly one day and then never wore them again. The boss asked him, "Don't you like the earmuffs I gave you?" "Oh, yeah. They kept my ears nice and warm." "Then why aren't you wearing them?" "Well, I wore them that first day, but someone offered me a drink -- and I didn't hear him!"

 

My sister's a stamp collector. Food stamps. She has two little ones. But she's getting breast implants. 

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