Monday, November 25, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] November 25, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Let’s say you just finished negotiating a lessening of the sanctions on your country? How do you relax?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The doctor gave his patient the bad news. "I'm afraid you only have a year to live." "Oh my god! What can I do?" "If I were you, I'd buy myself an old pickup truck, marry the meanest woman I could find, and rent an old trailer home in the Oklahoma panhandle." "What? Will that help me live longer?" His doctor replied, "No, but it will sure make it seem like forever!"

 

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree; a gynecologist looks up your family bush! 


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