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Happy Monday morning! Here’s your weekly serving of sight gags! This week featuring nominees for Parent of the Year.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A gazelle and a lion entered a bar and ordered martinis. The bartender put out some free peanuts, then popcorn, and then pretzels. Finally, the gazelle started munching. The lion just sipped his martini. The bartender asked the lion, "What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?" The gazelle piped up, "Don't be silly. If he were hungry, do you think I'd still be here!?"
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