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Silly cell phone. That wasn't a "missed" call, that was a "looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore" call!
She recognized the famous basketball player at the hotel bar, so she struck up a conversation. Soon they were in her room. As he removed his shirt, she noticed a large tattoo on his arm: "REEBOK." "What's that?" she asked. "Oh, that's so when I'm on TV, people see it and Reebok pays me." As he removed his pants, she saw another large tattoo on his leg: "NIKE." "And that?" "Same thing. Whenever it shows up on TV, Nike pays me." When he dropped his underwear, she pulled away. "That tattoo on your pen¡s says, 'AIDS'! Are you H.I.V. positive!?" "What? No way! Pretty soon that's gonna say 'ADIDAS'!"
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