Tuesday, November 5, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] November 5, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

“What Was There” combines old photographs with current Google Street View images to show you the current condition of historic places. If you're into history, you'll flip over this!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? It means that Mom should seriously consider baby formula!

 

Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Did someone steal my password or hack my computer?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Why do I need a new password? My old one is fine." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User: "Can I use my old one?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "I don't need another thing to remember." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User (sighs): "Okay. roses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "Okay. pretty roses" Website: "Password may not contain spaces." User: "prettyroses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "reallyprettyroses" Website: "Your password must contain at least one capital letter." User: "REALLYprettyroses" Website: "Passwords may not contain more than one capital letter in a row." User: "Reallyprettyroses" Website: "Passwords must contain at least one numeral." User: "2ReallyprettyrosesShovedupyourass!" Website: "Password already in use." 


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