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Preparing for the prom, Dave went to rent a tux, but there was a long line at the tux shop and it took forever. Then he went to the flower shop, where he encountered another long line. Next, he went to rent a limo, where there was an even longer line. Finally, at the prom, after dancing with his girlfriend, she asked him to get her some punch, so he headed over to the punch table. There's no punchline.
Thanks to me, Home Depot is probably going to add "For Display Only" signs to their toilets!
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