Thursday, November 21, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] November 21, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

On their second anniversary, a husband sent his wife flowers at her office. He asked the florist to write on the card, "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2." His wife loved the flowers, but was pissed when she read the card: "Happy Anniversary, You're #2."

 

A guy snuggled up to his wife and softly whispered, "Let's make love, dear." She rolled away. "Not tonight. I've got a splitting headache." Her horny husband pleaded, "Please, honey. What if I only stick it in for a minute?" She huffed, "What am I, a frickin' microwave!?" 


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