Tuesday, December 17, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] December 18, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Thanks for the new Christmas jokes! I now have enough to begin today and go until Christmas eve!

CyberJokester Bob Yetter sends along a holiday greeting: it's the cast of Star Trek performing the Christmas classic: "Make it so, Make it so, Make it so."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrG4JnrN5GA

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A brunette was confused when she received a Christmas card from her blonde friend that read, "Happy ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" She called her blonde friend and  asked, "What's with your weird card? That's not how to spell Christmas." The blonde replied, "Oh, I know, silly. I wished you the other one, 'No L'!"

I bought a Christmas tree this afternoon and the guy asked me, "Will you be putting it up yourself?" I told him, "No, you sick bastard. It's going in the living room!" 


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