Thursday, December 5, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] December 5, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Steven Don found another set of humorous Amazon “reviews,” this time for uranium ore. Seriously! Keep scrolling down and keep laughing at entries like: "Great Product, Poor Packaging. I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty" and "deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants."

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Dogs are so easily entertained." Then I realized: I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes!

 

Little Johnny asked his mother, "Where do white babies come from?" His mother said, "The stork." "Then where do black babies come from?" "The raven." "So where do no babies come from?" His mother answered, "Swallows!" 


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