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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The jail guard was checking cells when he saw a blond prisoner hanging by his feet. "What are you doing?" "Hanging myself," said the blond. "You dumb blond! You hang yourself by your neck, not by your feet!" The blond said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe!"
A mother, holding the condom she found in her daughter's room, confronted her and demanded an explanation. The girl said, "What do you want me to do, Mom? Get pregnant?!"
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