[cyberjoke3000] December 6, 2013

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Wallace Krebs found yet another Amazon exercise in sarcastic consumer humor: this time, it's for a nice little $40,000.00 TV. Yep: a $40K television!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CMEN95U

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I only do what the voices inside my wife's head tell her to tell me to do.

 

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex: A below par performance is considered good. At work, you can have a golf calendar, tell golf jokes, and invite co-workers to golf with you and not get sued. Foursomes are encouraged. If you have trouble, it's okay to pay a professional to help your technique. If you live in Arizona, you can do it every day. No worries if videos of your performance appear on the Internet. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it. If your regular partner isn't available, no one objects if you golf with someone else. Nobody expects you to golf with the same partner for the rest of your life. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. No need to sneak golf magazines into the house. No worries that your golf pro might be an undercover cop. No one ever went blind golfing alone. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else. It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger. Nobody expects you to give up golf just because your partner loses interest. There's no such thing as a golf-transmitted disease. Three times a day is possible. When you see a great golfer, you don't feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together. You can buy golf stuff with going to a sleazy shop in a bad neighborhood. You can still make money doing it as a senior. You can stop in the middle for a cheeseburger and beers. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. Your partner doesn't care about other partners you've had. Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is golf all you think about?" 

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