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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Henny Youngman said: "I saw a sign in a big department store that read, 'Five Santas -- No Waiting'!"
A married man told Santa Claus that all he wanted for Christmas was for his wife to be interested in sex again. He was surprised to find on Christmas morning, sure enough, Santa had left a bottle of pills in his stocking. He slipped one pill into his wife's Christmas dinner and that night, they made love for an hour. He was thrilled! The next day, he put two pills in her food. That night, they make love for two hours. He was so pleased that the next day he slipped her the rest of the bottle. Two weeks later, Santa got a phone call. The man said, "Santa, you've gotta help me. I can't walk, the UPS man won't deliver here any more, and my wife's camped outside in the bushes, waiting for the mailman!"
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