[cyberjoke3000] December 27, 2013

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Lowell Wall sends along this news story of the woman who granted her family a Christmas wish -- two years after her own death.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

His blonde date asked from the shower, "Do you have any other shampoo?" "Why? What's wrong?" "This bottle says it's for dry hair and mine's already wet!"

 

Charles took his out-of-town buddy Clyde for a walk around the big city. Clyde noticed an attractive woman and asked Charles if he knew her. "Sure. That's Jacqueline; she's a hundred dollars an hour." Later, Clyde spotted an even more stunning woman and asked Charles if he knew her. "Sure. That's Rosalynn; she gets two hundred an hour." This went on and on until finally Clyde remarked, "Dammit, Charlie, aren't there any respectable women in this town?" "Sure, Clyde, but you can't afford them either!" 

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