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CyberJokester Gary Orndorff sends along Chuck Norris's Christmas response to Jean Claude VanDamme's split between the two trucks driving backwards. First, VanDamme's original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
But never count out Chuck Norris:
http://www.wimp.com/christmassplits
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Why do Asian women have small breasts? Because, growing up, only A's were acceptable!
After a workout at the gym, two guys were dressing in the locker room when one put on some women's panties. "Matt, when in the hell did you start wearing panties?" Matt answered, "Right after my wife found 'em in my glove compartment!"
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