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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A college boy was fishing with his grandfather when the old man complained how the times have changed. The grandson mentioned the various diseases going around and then asked, "Grandpa, did you have trouble with diseases when you were young?" "Nope." "What did you use for safe sex?" "A wedding ring!"
At dinner one evening, a husband took his wife's hand and said, "Beth, we've been married thirty years and I simply must know: in all these years, have you ever been unfaithful?" Beth replied, "Well, Charles, to be honest: yes, I have been unfaithful to you. Three times. But always for a good reason." Charles was hurt. "What 'good reasons'?" "The first time was soon after we married when we couldn't pay the mortgage. Remember that evening when I went to see the banker? And the next day he agreed to extend our loan?" Charles nodded. "I can forgive you for that; you saved our home! But what about the others?" "Remember we didn't have the money to pay for that heart surgery you needed? Well, I called on your doctor and he did the surgery for free." "Yes. You saved my life! Of course I forgive you. But what was the third time?" Beth sighed. "Remember when you wanted to be president of your golf club and you only needed 93 more votes?"
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