Sunday, August 3, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] August 4, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Here are 13 more "Life Hacks to Make Your Life More Awesome." Well, perhaps not awesome, but at least a little better.

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Oh, yeah, it’s Monday; how about some sight gags?
http://www.allowe.com/humor/sight-gags.html?PicNumber=4431

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The female Army recruit reported for duty and was told that, while her quarters were in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It was weeks before someone finally told her that referred to where she ate her meals!

 

A businessman drove his secretary home after working late. Although he was totally innocent, he decided it was best not to mention it to his wife, who tended to be jealous. Later that evening, as he and his wife were driving to a restaurant, he noticed a high-heeled shoe sticking out from under the passenger seat. He waited until his wife was distracted out her window, scooped up the shoe, and tossed it out of his window. With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. His wife squirmed around a little and asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?" 


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