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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man was grocery shopping with his son. He checked something off his list, shook his head, and then whispered conspiratorially, "You know, if we really mess this up, maybe she won't make us do it again!"
As he set the middle-aged farmhand's broken leg, the doctor asked how it happened. "Well, doc, lemme tell ya. Twenty-five years ago, when I first started workin' the farm, one night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful young daughter came into my room and asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, 'No, everything's fine' and she said, 'Are you sure?' and I said, 'I'm sure' and she said, 'Isn't there something I can do for you?' and I said, 'I reckon not" and she..." "Excuse me," said the doctor. "Exactly what does this have to do with your broken leg?" The farmhand explained, "Well, this morning, when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the barn roof!"
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