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Jen Bricker is a natural athlete, except for her legs: she has none. But she has grit, determination, and a life story that will bring chills to your spine.
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The local bus driver gave his tourist passengers an extensive tour of the Scottish countryside. "On your left is where the Scottish pulverized the English." They drove a little farther. "On your right is where the Scottish massacred the English." Soon, "Now we're passing through the great battlefield where the Scottish whipped the English." A Brit on the bus had had enough. "My good fellow, didn't the English win any battles around here?" The driver said, "Not when I'm driving the bus!"
"Darling, do I please you in bed?" "Of course! I love that trick you do with your mouth." "What trick?" "The one where you shut up so I can go to sleep!"
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