Wednesday, August 27, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] August 27, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Rueben, not the brightest bulb in the box, slowly read the headline in the local newspaper: "Man Wanted for Robbery in California." "Gosh," he said, "if only that job was here in Georgia, I'd apply fer it!"

 

The teacher was giving a spelling lesson. "Repeat the word I give you, spell it, and use it in a sentence. The first word is 'ear'." Little Johnny's hand shot up. "Ear. E, A, R, ear." He then pretended to take a hit off a joint, hold it and, while his lungs were full, passed the joint to Little Suzi and said, "'Ear!" 


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